are you fucking kidding me
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
“your skin is pale white and ice cold”
“bitch I’m black what are you on”
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!? YOU’RE JUST GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE COLOR CODING??? DO YOU WANT ALL OF OUR REPRESENTATIVES ASSASSINATED????
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me
a women letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything.
Christmas 2011: BBC killed Sherlock
Christmas 2012: BBC killed Arthur
Christmas 2013: BBC is going to kill the 11th Doctor
like wow you are just filled with the Christmas spirit BBC
it seems the doctor has 2 hearts because the bbc has none
It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REBLOG!!!
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